Unabashed lover of large breasts, pornography, foul mouths, and loud music. Childhood diagnosis of Oppositional Defiant Disorder is possibly related to current position as Associate Editor and only female employee at GuySpeed.
Jackie Mancini
Put Down the Axe — Good Advice For Murderers and Body Spray Lovers Alike
Please, stop using Axe Body Spray. You're ruining everything.
Nina Nanook — Hot Mess of the Day
Location: The newly-built public transit system of Antarctica.
How Many Animals Died for Her Jacket: "Zero, they're all still technically alive." We didn't ask.
Skills: Living taxidermist (again, we didn't ask, expert camouflage hair colorist, freelance party entertainer -- ask about her special holiday 'Nanook of the North Terror Package...
Zosia Mamet of ‘Girls’ — Crush of the Day
If you don't already know Zosia, congratulations on waking up from your year-long coma -- that's some pretty impressive facial hair you've got going on there. You might wanna think about taking a shower.
Franny Freebird — Hot Mess of the Day
Location: A retired singles bus tour of European cathedrals.
Least Favorite City So Far: Amsterdam -- "So many drugs, it almost seems like they are legal there!"
Skills: Independence, funky fashions, scouting eBay to add to her Princess Diana beanie baby collection (current count: 79)
Most Played Track on her iPod Shuffle: 'Someone Like You' by Adele -- Her daughter says it's her "j
OK Stupid, Time to Get Better at Online Dating
Online dating has become pretty standard practice these days, but many people still can't seem to master the art of the mating dance. Fortunately for us, this resulting Tumblr tag provides plenty of laughs, and also helps us know what not to say. Not that we need the help, or anything (we do).
Anna Waronker — Crush of the Day
We've been nursing this crush since the early 90's, and we're finally ready to talk about it.
In a Strange and Unexpected Turn of Events, Drunk Man Desires Sex
As we all know, drinking makes you temporarily smarter and much more clever. When sauced up, one is typically prone to acts of prolific research, groundbreaking scientific innovations, and intense spiritual discovery. That's why this South Carolina man's very different reaction to intoxication has us completely stumped.
The Brand Brothers — Hot Mess of the Day
Location: 'Fashion Capital of the World,' Boise, ID
Should Be Obvious: They are not actually brothers.
Skills: Brand loyalty, expressing their individuality, and living life with (almost) no regrets.
Their Only Regret: Not knowing that some companies will actually pay you to do this...
Sex House — A Reality TV Show We Wish Was Real
If there's one thing in this crazy world we can count on, it's that The Onion will always be hilarious.
Give the Gift of Girth With a 3D Replica of Your Giggle Stick
You know how us dames are always telling you that we wish we could cast your manhood in bronze and carry it with us in our purse, so we'd accidentally wrap our hands around it while we were looking for our keys and grin, mischievously? No? I'm sorry, that must be a sore spot for you.
The Ladies of ‘Desert Sharks’ — Crush of the Day
Remember, you heard it here first: These ladies are about to be huge.
Britney Breakfasttime — Hot Mess of the Day
Location: Your kitchen.
How She Got In: "Hush, you're so silly! How do you like your eggs?"
Hobbies: Perfecting her french toast recipe, gluing small pieces of dry cereal to her body to eliminate the need for clothing.
Skills: One-handed frying pan flips, un-traceable phone calls, and patience...