Unabashed lover of large breasts, pornography, foul mouths, and loud music. Childhood diagnosis of Oppositional Defiant Disorder is possibly related to current position as Associate Editor and only female employee at GuySpeed.
Jackie Mancini
Rihanna — Celeb Crush
Why today? Because today, she became a badass on Twitter, and badasses make us crush hard.
Have Yourself a Sexy Little Christmas — The [Fairer Se]X Files
We're past that old stigma about vibrators, aren't we fellas? I'm asking you, mostly. Us dames have pretty much always been fans.
Vicky Pattinson — Celeb Crush
Now, let's put this out there right away: this UK lass is kind of out of her mind. However, she's also really entertaining.
Bumpy Brad — Hot Mess of the Day
Location: His local 24-hour fitness center.
Sultry Santa — Hot Mess of the Day
Location: County lockup.
Achievements: Ruining Christmas for all five people pictured, and an estimated many more.
Useless and Biased Study Proves Nothing About Sex on the First Date [OPINION]
A new "science" study claims that sex on the first date may harm relationships, but when we asked it to elaborate, it backed away slowly while we stared at it. It was weird.
Miranda Lambert — Celeb Crush
This 2003 'Nashville Star' finalist may not have won the big title, but she has come into her own in a big way. She's a major before, and before her 30th birthday.
No Bottle Opener? You’re Not Screwed
Ever tried to be all romantic while wooing a babe by bringing a bottle of wine somewhere, only to realize you didn't bring an opener? How embarrassing for you. Watch this video, and you won't end up in the ER next time. How are those cuts healing, by the way?
Leslie Feist — Celeb Crush
We can't get enough of this 36-year-old rocker's talent, not to mention how stunning she is.
Kids are the Funniest Humans on Earth and This Tumblr is Proof
'David After the Dentist' recently broke 116 Million views on YouTube. This is pretty solid proof that little kids are a lot funnier than adults, and we've found the ultimate collection of kids being hilarious.
Never Bang Your Unicorn — The [Fairer Se]X Files
The kind of unicorn I'm talking about may not have a horn and a mane, but it's definitely a mythical creature.
No Way Ned — Hot Mess of the Day
Location: "My mom's basement for right now." (For forever.)
Achievements: First human to be diagnosed as an actual 'Never-Nude,' oldest living virgin.