Heathen was born to 1 of 2 lesbian mothers, neither of which will take responsibility for him anymore. He went to school. School sucked. Pretty early on he noticed a surging fondness for boobs, breasts, knockers, ta-tas, sweater monkeys, you name it. So when he was old enough to get into the strip clubs, 13 I think, he found himself hanging around the dumpsters because they would also routinely kick him out for “egregiously groping the talent”, whatever that means. After a few years he realized that heaven was a place on earth, and guys could actually get paid to hang around these women by being what is commonly referred to as a sleazeball. Better known as the tittie bar dj. So he got his first job at the Poop-N-Shoot, a topless bar/firing range on the outskirts of an airport someplace where they don’t do background checks. Everything that happened between then and now is anybody’s guess, but I bet if you check enough “official” records, you’ll find something. Anyway, now he’s on the radio and we all have to put up with him. Nice.
This Guy is Loaded Drunk. Yeah, I’ve Been There. [VIDEO]
This dude is screwed. He’s obviously loaded to the gills. Sadly he’s only trying to walk up a slightly inclined hill and is too drunk to make it very far before rolling down half way again. Sadly I vaguely remember being in a similar situation...
Noodles Shares Some Inside Info on the New Offspring Album [VIDEO]
Noodles, from The Offspring obviously, held a little video chat to answer some questions about their upcoming album.
New Linkin Park "Burn It Down" Teaser Is Here [AUDIO]
The new Linkin Park teaser clip is here. To be honest they’re being quite reserved about getting it out to the fans, but here’s a quick shot for you.
Korn’s Former Drummer David Silveria has a new Project Called Infinika and they’re not bad…
Ok I have to admit that I first started watching this video because of the uber-hot guitar playing chick in a leather bikini top.
Watch An Entire Godsmack Concert Right Here [VIDEO]
I know its rare that any of us have an hour an a half to just screw around during work. But this is one of those times that you could watch this in little pieces all day long and get zero work done while still looking like you were doing something...
Tool’s Danny Carey Shows His Skills in This Vic firth Video [VIDEO]
Tool’s insane drummer Danny Carey did a series of videos for drum stick maker Vic Firth. What’s really cool is they set up a camera behind his set at a show and most of what you can hear is the drums.
New Zoo York Commercial With Kate Upton is Too Racy for TV [VIDEO]
If you don’t already love Kate Upton you’re not a real American.
Channing Tatum, Jonah Hill and Rob Riggle Warn You About Fake Drugs in a new PSA [VIDEO]
With “21 Jump Street” looking to be the action-comedy of the spring, the fine folks that star in the film thought it was their duty to warn you about the dangers of fake drugs.
A 3D Printer That Will Blow Your Mind! [VIDEO]
Ok so I know parts of this video will totally nerd you out, but this thing is so cool you have to see it. It’s a new printer that prints in 3D! It uses stuff that it puts on other stuff and it makes 3D stuff. That’s about as technical as I’m going to g…
Go Back to the 90′s With the "Last Summer On Earth Tour" [VIDEO]
Possibly a flashback show that I would go see. The “Last Summer On Earth Tour” is headed out this summer with Barenaked Ladies, Blues Traveler, Big Head Todd & The Monsters, and Cracker.
Check Out Some Vintage Foo Fighters in Concert, and on a Cassette [VIDEO]
The awesome-ness of the Foo Fighters seems to have no bounds. In order to announce their upcoming appearance at the Reading & Leeds Festival, they have released the audio from their first appearance at Reading in 1995.
Would You Go See Creed On Tour This Time? [VIDEO]
I absolutely LOVE Creed and I have since day 1. Not to blow smoke up your ass but I was a big part of the reason that My Own Prison was played early on rock radio. Hell I even have a platinum plaque for My Own Prison in my house. That’s how much I have loved the band Creed since the …