Heathen was born to 1 of 2 lesbian mothers, neither of which will take responsibility for him anymore. He went to school. School sucked. Pretty early on he noticed a surging fondness for boobs, breasts, knockers, ta-tas, sweater monkeys, you name it. So when he was old enough to get into the strip clubs, 13 I think, he found himself hanging around the dumpsters because they would also routinely kick him out for “egregiously groping the talent”, whatever that means. After a few years he realized that heaven was a place on earth, and guys could actually get paid to hang around these women by being what is commonly referred to as a sleazeball. Better known as the tittie bar dj. So he got his first job at the Poop-N-Shoot, a topless bar/firing range on the outskirts of an airport someplace where they don’t do background checks. Everything that happened between then and now is anybody’s guess, but I bet if you check enough “official” records, you’ll find something. Anyway, now he’s on the radio and we all have to put up with him. Nice.
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Spartacus "Season 2″ Is Coming , Here’s The Trailer [VIDEO]
So there was the first season of Spartacus on Starz and it was awesome! I’ve never seen so many sex slaves before. and they were getting it on with EVERYBODY!
Beavis And Butthead Take On Jersey Shore, See Who Wins. Watch Scenes From the New Show [VIDEO]
These are some sneak peak scenes from the new Beavis And Butthead season on MTV. It looks better than ever before. And even funnier. Now it takes on the shows that MTV is playing, most notably Jersey Shore. This is hilarious! Watch it now!
Couple Caught Copulating In Car, At Least They Aren’t Texting Right? [VIDEO]
If they were Facebook posting or texting this would probably be dangerous. But they aren’t so I’m going to assume its legal.
"Dawn Of The Horrible Gorilla" A Song By Sean Yseult, Phil Anselmo And Dimebag
Check out this song from Sean Yseult of White Zombie. This was recorded on tour in 1992. And the most important part is that it isn’t a White Zombie track. It was recorded by Sean, Phil Anselmo and Dimebag Darrell!
Puppy Dog Eyes For When You REALLY Screw Up With The Woman [PIC]
Milk’s new website campaign is about helping the guys deal with the girls. Check out everythingidoiswrong.org and you’ll see what I mean. There actually are a few helpful tidbits on the site for when you screw up big. My favorite is the Puppy Dog-Eye-Zer...
Fear And The Nervous System – "Choking Victim" [AUDIO]
Fear And The Nervous System, a project featuring members of Korn and Faith No More, has released a new song called “Choking Victim.” The band was started by Korn guitarist James “Munky” Shaffer and also features Faith No More bassist Billy Gould plus others.
The Devil is in the Vacuum – New Dirt Devil Commercial is Scary Hilarious [VIDEO]
I guess after Rob Zombie directed a Woolite commercial anything is game, right? I’m not sure we’re going to see this commercial hit tv anytime soon but it’s awesome.
Mission Impossible 4 Looks Freakin’ Amazing [VIDEO]
I’m not the biggest Tom Cruise fan, Scientology anybody? To me whenever he’s in a movie, it’s always Tom Cruise on screen, not some character he’s playing. That being said, when he does a plain old ass kicking action movie, since he’s Tom Cruise you know that the effects budget will be huge. Lots of splowshuns is what I’
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Vote Or Don’t: Michelle Bachmann Doesn’t Know the Difference Between John Wayne and John Wayne Gacy [VIDEO]
As we mentioned in our newest RockShow feature, “Vote Or Don’t”, most of America’s politicians are morons. So we here at the RockShow are making it our mission during this upcoming political season to find each and every one of them and expose them for what they are-dumbasses.
Heathen’s Talent With The DVR Pause Button [PICS]
And while yes it probably works great for skinemax late night movies, it’s not dirty like you would think. Or possibly like you would want. Well to be honest I haven’t even tried yet. But I have discovered a strange talent. I can pause tv shows, either live or recorded, at exactly the right moment to catch whoever is on the tv with a goofy-as-hell look on their face...
Hostage Taker Updates Facebook During Police Standoff [PIC]
Jason Valdez was in a 16 hour standoff with cops in Ogden, Utah a few nights ago. He had taken a female hostage so the cops were waiting to break in and save her. The funny thing is during the whole ordeal, Jason continually updated his Facebook status
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Woman Arrested In Her Own Yard For Not Breaking The Law [VIDEO]
28-year-old Emily Good of Rochester, New York, saw a man being handcuffed during a traffic stop on the street outside her home. She decided to start filming the incident, which by the way is perfectly legal.