Heathen was born to 1 of 2 lesbian mothers, neither of which will take responsibility for him anymore. He went to school. School sucked. Pretty early on he noticed a surging fondness for boobs, breasts, knockers, ta-tas, sweater monkeys, you name it. So when he was old enough to get into the strip clubs, 13 I think, he found himself hanging around the dumpsters because they would also routinely kick him out for “egregiously groping the talent”, whatever that means. After a few years he realized that heaven was a place on earth, and guys could actually get paid to hang around these women by being what is commonly referred to as a sleazeball. Better known as the tittie bar dj. So he got his first job at the Poop-N-Shoot, a topless bar/firing range on the outskirts of an airport someplace where they don’t do background checks. Everything that happened between then and now is anybody’s guess, but I bet if you check enough “official” records, you’ll find something. Anyway, now he’s on the radio and we all have to put up with him. Nice.
Grannies Shotgun Beers At A Michigan Football Game [VIDEO]
Football can bring people together in many different ways. Take your grandmothers for instance. They may not like each other at Thanksgiving, but when it comes to Thanksgiving football they can be best buds. Case in point, these 2 AARP members partying before a Michigan football game.
Video Of Poppy Montgomery’s "Esquire" Photo Shoot, You’re Welcome [VIDEO]
Some of you may have seen the photos of Poppy Montgomery recently. She’s in some show called “Without A Trace.” I’ve never seen the show but after seeing this I might have to start watching.
This Is The South Park Episode That Copies The Movie "The Thing" [VIDEO]
Wes and I were talking about the remake of the old horror flick “The Thing” and I mentioned that South Park had copied a scene from that movie. Wes said he had no idea what I was talking about but I searched their website and found it.
An Average Friday Night At Corey Taylor’s House [VIDEO]
Stone Sour/Slipknot frontman Corey Taylor seems like he’s a world away from Slipknot when he’s just sitting at his keyboard at home playing with the animal sounds. He almost seems like that goofy brother everybody had in high school. It totally
Awful New Footage Of The Reno Air Show Plane Crash [VIDEO]
By now most of us have seen or heard about the crash at the Reno Air Show. New footage has surfaced that shows more of the crash and aftermath than before. Now this video does NOT include any graphic dead body scenes or anything gory like that. It does, however give you an idea of just how hard this…
Now THIS is How You Get Men Interested in Foreign Sports [VIDEO]
Rugby is a very popular sport in most of the world, except America. Of course we have Rugby teams both at the college and professional level. However, I don’t see the game getting the respect it deserves. Possibly because nobody here truly understands the rules of the game. Thankfull…
Conan Caught Staring At Pussycat Doll’s Boobs [VIDEO]
Former Pussycat Doll, and current X-Factor judge, Nicole Scherzinger was on the Conan O’Brien show the other night. She had more to show off than her new tv gig.
Hole Have Returned With A New Song And Video, "Samantha", In Case You Cared [VIDEO]
I am personally sick of Courtney Love. I believe that she is one of the many reasons Kurt pulled the trigger that fateful day. And yet somehow she keeps popping up in the public eye. So for those of you that still think she, or even the band, has or had any talent here’s proof that y…
Metallica Make Mini-Doc For Yankee Stadium Big 4 Concert [VIDEO]
The Big 4 stopped by Yankee Stadium for a show earlier this month. So the fine folks in Metallica decided to make a mini-documentary about the whole thing and you can see it for free! So I dug it up off the interweb thingy and popped it right here for all too see.
Yes Or No? Adele Mash-Up With Linkin Park For "Rolling In The End" [AUDIO]
At first I thought this sounded a little weird to work, but after listening it sounds like these 2 songs were kind of meant to be together. Like peanut butter and chocolate.
Rob Halford Finally Falls Off The Bike [VIDEO]
Any Priest fan knows that Rob likes to wrap up their shows by riding his bike on stage. I think he’s done it at practically every Judas Priest show there ever was. Well the band isn’t as big as they used to be so their stage is also a little smaller than it used to be…
"Look At That Antelope Driving A Car!", This Commercial Rules [VIDEO]
Local commercials are always the worst. And sometimes they’re the worst in the best way.