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Heathen was born to 1 of 2 lesbian mothers, neither of which will take responsibility for him anymore.  He went to school.  School sucked.  Pretty early on he noticed a surging fondness for boobs, breasts, knockers, ta-tas, sweater monkeys, you name it.  So when he was old enough to get into the strip clubs, 13 I think, he found himself hanging around the dumpsters because they would also routinely kick him out for “egregiously groping the talent”, whatever that means.  After a few years he realized that heaven was a place on earth, and guys could actually get paid to hang around these women by being what is commonly referred to as a sleazeball.  Better known as the tittie bar dj.  So he got his first job at the Poop-N-Shoot, a topless bar/firing range on the outskirts of an airport someplace where they don’t do background checks.  Everything that happened between then and now is anybody’s guess, but I bet if you check enough “official” records, you’ll find something.  Anyway, now he’s on the radio and we all have to put up with him.  Nice.
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Stupid Russian Modern Dance Routine is the Funniest Thing I’ve Seen All Day [VIDEO]

There’s really not much I can say to prepare you for the insanity, the hilarity, the pure nonsense that is this video. It’s a performance art piece on YouTube that starts with three topless (but wearing pasties so there’s no nudity) women dancing around on forearm crutches and with canes attached to their foreheads. Yes crutches under their arms and canes stuck to their face. And that’s not even the weirdest part.

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Paging Mike Hunt, Mike Hunt it’s Your Turn to Speak at the City Council Meeting [VIDEO]

Someone played an awesome practical joke at a local city council meeting in Los Angeles. Someone signed up as Mike Hunt and then wasn’t present to speak. This of course led the person in charge to repeat the citizen’s name to ensure that they had their time to speak. And repeat it they did. Four times in about 15 seconds, completely unaware of what he was saying. This makes for an awesome RockShow video!

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