Heathen was born to 1 of 2 lesbian mothers, neither of which will take responsibility for him anymore. He went to school. School sucked. Pretty early on he noticed a surging fondness for boobs, breasts, knockers, ta-tas, sweater monkeys, you name it. So when he was old enough to get into the strip clubs, 13 I think, he found himself hanging around the dumpsters because they would also routinely kick him out for “egregiously groping the talent”, whatever that means. After a few years he realized that heaven was a place on earth, and guys could actually get paid to hang around these women by being what is commonly referred to as a sleazeball. Better known as the tittie bar dj. So he got his first job at the Poop-N-Shoot, a topless bar/firing range on the outskirts of an airport someplace where they don’t do background checks. Everything that happened between then and now is anybody’s guess, but I bet if you check enough “official” records, you’ll find something. Anyway, now he’s on the radio and we all have to put up with him. Nice.
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Holy Crap! Metallica And Lou Reed Sucks SO BAD! [VIDEO]
Metallica and Lou Reed keep releasing teasers and trailers for the “Lulu” thing they did. And no matter how much they release nothing has kept it from sucking. If we were in space it would be a black hole of suck. On a porn set this stuff would be the fluffer it sucks so much...
Seether Chose A Fan Video For Tonight [VIDEO]
Seether had posted on their website that they wanted the fans to make a video for the new song “Tonight”. They took all of those and compiled them into a winner video. So technically everybody wins here. “Tonight” has also been selected by WWE as part of an upcoming tribute to wrestler Adam “Edge” Copeland, who was forced to retire earlier this year due to a lingering injury...
Soldier Returning Home Surprises 9 Year Old Daughter [VIDEO]
I can’t stand the people that post stuff on the internet or facebook and then say “if you don’t repost this you’re not American!” Or “you’re not a Christian!” Or anything like that. I will however make an exception this time. And that exception is that if this video doesn’t make you tear up even a little, you might not be human.
Metallica Film Short Intro For Virginia Tech Football [VIDEO]
Whether this is just because they’re nice guys, or maybe there’s a little guilt over a missing student (read below), Metallica has done a cool quick intro for Virginia Tech football.
Weird New Teaser Trailer for the Re-Release of Iowa [VIDEO]
Slipknot is re-releasing Iowa on November 1st. So far there’s been a lot of weird teasers for the big release. This is one of them that’s kind of cool. It’s 30 seconds of them backstage before a show and it makes sure that you can’t see anyone’s face, almost.
Metallica Fan Cuts Lou Reed From "The View" and it Still Sucks [AUDIO]
I didn’t think that the Metallica-Lou Reed Collaboration could get any worse. Now listen to this and tell me what you think.
Jane’s Addiction Perform "Stop" Live on Jimmy Kimmel [VIDEO]
If you watch Jimmy Kimmel then you probably already saw Jane’s Addiction play live. You didn’t, however, see them play “Stop”. It was broadcast on the web mostly and I have that video here for you. If you’re a JA fan then this will rock. If you’re not then you suck.
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"The Human Centipede 2″ Looks Insane [VIDEO]
I still haven’t seen part 1, but I want to real bad. So here comes #2 and it looks even worse. They are totally taking it to the next level. It’s about a guy named Martin who is a fan of the first movie and decides to try an experiment of his own. I’m pretty
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Mini Metallica Rocks! [VIDEO]
There’s a new video online of a bunch of eight to ten-year-olds playing Metallica’s “Enter Sandman” at a beer festival. First off all, it’s awesome that a kids band is playing a beer festival. They must have some sweet parents. Plus they can play pretty da
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Argentian Dancing With The Stars Kicks Ours in the Ass! [VIDEO]
So I can’t actually post the video here because the bosses and the Parents Television Council would be pissed. You should however click this link if you like fine dancing, athletic competition and hot naked women. Yes a fine young lady named Cinthia Fernandez is one of the stars on the Argentinian version of DWTS. Appa
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The Joy Formidable is Dave Grohl’s Favorite New Song. Could it be Yours? [VIDEO]
I actually dig this song. It’s not nearly as heavy as In This Moment or something, but when they kick it in towards the end they blow it up nicely.
Dave Grohl liked this song so much that he booked them to open for the Foo Fighters on a string of dates.
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The New Bad Lip Reading Video Hits Michelle Bachmann [VIDEO]
In case you haven’t heard, the best website this month, so far at least, is badlipreading.com. We posted the video they did with Rick Perry earlier. Now they’ve gotten Michelle Bachmann. These videos are hilarious! Watch them all at their website, or just check back here regularly and we’ll post the funniest for you. The best part ab
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