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Frank Pain

Hometown: Bay City, Texas Born: Houston Birthday: September 9th Sign: Virgo...don't quite understand this whole "sign" stuff Marital Status: Happily Divorced Kids: Only 1 that I pay for...her name is Kalei Alexis and is the coolest kid on the planet Pets: Belle, Boogie, Tyson, Jinks...figure out the kind of animal based on their name Favorite Band/Artist: That's like asking a fat man his favorite sweet Favorite Song Lyric: Everybody was kung fu fighting Favorite Concert: Pink Floyd back in the day...Papa Roach most recently Favorite Local Restaurant: Depends on who is giving me the free meal...this is radio, I don't get paid jack Favorite Beer: Coors Light then Keystone Light then FREE Favorite Shot: Orange Crush primarily but a Donkey Kong is pretty bad ass too! Favorite TV Show: I'm down with all the crime drama's Favorite Baseball Team: New York Yankees Favorite Football Team: Houston Texans Favorite Basketball Team: Houston Rockets Favorite Hockey Team: Dallas Stars Favorite Soccer Team: Manchester United Favorite College Team: University of Texas Longhorns! Favorite Website: keyj.com - facebook.com - sportsline.com Nickname Growing Up: Horsefly
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2013 Daylight Saving Time Begins Sunday March 10th at 2 a.m.

For most Americans, Daylight Saving Time begins Sunday, March 10th, at 2 a.m. as we adjust our clocks ahead 1 hour. States like Arizona and Hawaii don't have to adjust their clocks each year since the federal government doesn't require states and territories to observe Daylight Saving Time.

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“You Don’t Have Heartburn, Your Boob is in the Ashtray.” – Pain’s Punchline

The most important element of a great joke is the delivery of the punchline. Screw that up and the entire joke is dead. So, as an ode to the punchline, I'm giving you the punchline first – then you figure out the joke.

Today’s punchline: "You don't have heartburn, your boob is in the ashtray."

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The Amazing Spider-Man Gets the ‘Bad Lip Reading’ Treatment in This Hilarious Video

Along with cookies-n-creme ice cream, soap operas, and shot-gunning beer, the Bad Lip Reading videos are a guilty pleasure of mine. I could watch them over and over. This time around they take on The Amazing Spider-Man and even give Peter Parker a chance to 'freestyle'.

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Adrenaline Mob Features Ex-Drummer from Dream Theater/Avenged Sevenfold and Disturbed Bassist and Will Rock Your Tail March 25th at the Lucky Mule

When you're looking for huge riffs, slammin' grooves and flat-out shredding, then Adrenaline Mob is your band. To top it off, AMOB features legendary drummer Mike Portnoy, formerly of Dream Theater and Avenged Sevenfold, as well as John Moyer, bassist of Disturbed. You can see Adrenaline Mob when they play the Lucky Mule Saloon on Monday, March 25th.

Trust us, this is a must-see show.

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“The Man Replied ‘My Wife’s First Husband’” – Pain’s Punchline

The most important element of a great joke is the delivery of the punchline. Screw that up and the entire joke is dead. So, as an ode to the punchline, I'm giving you the punchline first – then you figure out the joke.

Today’s punchline: The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied… “My wife’s first husband.”

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Disturbing, Yet Funny, Nine Inch Nails “Head Like a Hole” Mashup with Carly Rae Jepsen’s “Call Me Maybe”

It seems we can't turn our heads without another mashup rearing its ugly head. Some are masterpieces, some of disturbing...and some are a combination of the two. This mashup of Nine Inch Nails and Carly Rae Jepsen is an example of a mashup that is the perfect blend of disturbing, creative and funny.

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“Because I Wanna Stay Up Here With You!” – Pain’s Punchline

The most important element of a great joke is the delivery of the punchline. Screw that up and the entire joke is dead. So, as an ode to the punchline, I'm giving you the punchline first – then you figure out the joke.

Today’s punchline: The blonde says, "Because I wanna stay up here with you!"

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“One, Two, Three, Four. You’re Right, There are 4 Feet” – Pain’s Punchline

The most important element of a great joke is the delivery of the punchline. Screw that up and the entire joke is dead. So, as an ode to the punchline, I'm giving you the punchline first – then you figure out the joke.

Today’s punchline: The husband climbed out of bed and counted. "One, two, three, four. You're right, there are 4 feet."

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Live Music, ‘Snake Show’, Auction and More to Benefit Abilene Man with Cancer This Saturday

Kevin Hill was diagnosed with stage 4 colon cancer that has metastasized into his bones and bone marrow. What happens when Abilene finds out one of its own needs help? Abilene comes together to help those in need. This is one of the greatest qualities of this community. Please help out by joining everyone at the benefit for Kevin this Saturday.

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