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Hometown: Bay City, Texas Born: Houston Birthday: September 9th Sign: Virgo...don't quite understand this whole "sign" stuff Marital Status: Happily Divorced Kids: Only 1 that I pay for...her name is Kalei Alexis and is the coolest kid on the planet Pets: Belle, Boogie, Tyson, Jinks...figure out the kind of animal based on their name Favorite Band/Artist: That's like asking a fat man his favorite sweet Favorite Song Lyric: Everybody was kung fu fighting Favorite Concert: Pink Floyd back in the day...Papa Roach most recently Favorite Local Restaurant: Depends on who is giving me the free meal...this is radio, I don't get paid jack Favorite Beer: Coors Light then Keystone Light then FREE Favorite Shot: Orange Crush primarily but a Donkey Kong is pretty bad ass too! Favorite TV Show: I'm down with all the crime drama's Favorite Baseball Team: New York Yankees Favorite Football Team: Houston Texans Favorite Basketball Team: Houston Rockets Favorite Hockey Team: Dallas Stars Favorite Soccer Team: Manchester United Favorite College Team: University of Texas Longhorns! Favorite Website: keyj.com - facebook.com - sportsline.com Nickname Growing Up: Horsefly
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The Painman Reveals the Truth About Giving Your Info to the Cashier at Retail Stores

My wife and I went shopping this past weekend and at one of places we were at, the cashier kept asking for personal information. First she asked our name, then address, then phone number and it went on and on. Finally, I told the lady she didn't need that info. She kept insisting she needed it to complete the transaction. She also said she needed it for the receipt. I gave her a piece of my mind and we were on our way.

Well, this isn't the first time this has happened, but it doesn't have to happen to you.

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Strawberry’s Bar to Host Benefit this Saturday for Abilene Man with Cancer

I've said it before and I'll say it again, Abilene is the best when it comes to supporting our own in need. Dennis Jennings recently found out his throat cancer returned and along with that diagnosis he visualized the rising cost of medical bills. Never fear, Abilene is stepping up to help Dennis so he knows he's never alone.

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According to PornMD, Texans are Freakin’ Sickos

PornMD.com is basically an adult film search engine. Well, the website recently revealed the top 10 most commonly searched terms on porn sites over the past 6 months. The widget actually allows you to see the most commonly searched terms for each state in the U.S., as well as countries all over the world.

You wouldn't believe (maybe you would) what the #1 most commonly searched term was in Texas. It's freakin' sick, in my opinion.

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Eye Empire Release New Video for “More Than Fate”

Eye Empire is a band that has a resume as long as Tommy Lee's junk. The band consists of members from Submersed, Stuck Mojo, Switched, Stereomud, Dark New Day, and Texas Hippie Coalition...just to name a few. Well, they took the experience from all those bands and created magic that only few bands ever experience.

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Things I Learned from Cheesy 80′s Movies – The Morning After Top 10

Like many of you, I'm a product from the 80s. I lived through the mullet era (had one myself), I wore terrible clothes and I went to the movies every Friday night. Most of the time, the movie theater was a place to hang out with friends, but we also saw some of the best and cheesiest movies ever produced. Without those movies, I wouldn't have learned some of the most valuable lessons and truths of life. So, the latest top 10 focuses on 'Things I Learned from Cheesy 80's Movies'.

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Episode 1 of Mayhem TV Shows a Definitive History of the Mayhem Festival and a Look Ahead to 2013

A few weeks back the organizers of the Rockstar Energy Drink Mayhem Festival announced the dates and cities for this year's jaunt. They also announced that the festival will have 4 stages, the most ever. While the anticipation builds for the announcement of this year's headliners and support bands, episode one of Mayhem TV premiered with a definitive history of the first five years of the Rockstar Energy Drink Mayhem Festival and a look ahead to 2013.

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Oklahoma City Thunder Fan Sinks Shot from Half-Court to Win $20,000 for His Wife’s Cancer Treatment

Heath Kufahl and his wife were at an Oklahoma City Thunder game and were picked to compete at halftime against another couple for a chance to win $20,000. Well, in the first round, Heath and his wife made more shots than the other couple. Beating that couple is what gave Heath the chance at the half-court shot.

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“Yeah, She’s in the Bedroom Bangin’ Her Boyfriend.” – Pain’s Punchline

The most important element of a great joke is the delivery of the punchline. Screw that up and the entire joke is dead. So, as an ode to the punchline, I'm giving you the punchline first – then you figure out the joke.

Today’s punchline: The little boy replied,"Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend."

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‘God, Guns and the Constitution’ Town Hall Meeting Coming to Abilene March 21st

"God, Guns, and the Constitution" is a power-packed town hall meeting that brings each of these dynamics into the forefront of our communities through a public gathering.

A panel of experts will speak on a variety of topics within the scope of God, Guns and the Constitution. These topics can expand to include other issues such as education, family, politics and religion.

Don't miss this informative town hall event on March 21st.

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