Emerald Catron
Emerald Catron has written for Asylum, Lemondrop, MyDaily and Daily Fill. She is one half of rap duo Dem Shortybooz and is a comedic performer around NYC. Follow her on Twitter @emeraldcatron
Emerald Catron
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10 Crazy Kickstarters to Waste Your Money On
Kickstarter is a wonderful, magical place, where you can buy "luxuriously rugged" men's underpants, or help bring chocolate-dipped, pretzel-sprinkled beer-flavored marshmallows into the world. But not all of the projects people are trying to do are so awesome.
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Adorable 84-Year-Old Grandpa Plays ‘Halo 4,’ Freaks Out
Sometimes you need to watch a video of an old man spazzing out while playing a first-person shooter for the first time. If this is one of those times for you, then watch this video.
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See Anderson Cooper Get the Leaf Blower Face Treatment
In case all those photos of random strangers with leaf blowers pointed at their face we shared didn't satisfy your hankering for people with scary mouths, here's video of Anderson Cooper doing it on his show.
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The Best ‘Star Trek & The City’ Tweets
If you love 'Star Trek' and 'Sex and the City,' this is the novelty Twitter account you must follow. Actually even if you only like 'Star Trek' you should still probably follow Star Trek & The City on Twitter. If you're a fan of Kim Catrall who was in both 'Sex and the City' and 'Star Trek VI,' then you should also follow Star Trek & The City. We aren't sure what you should do if you only like 'Sex and the City' and not 'Star Trek.' Follow this account and then get better taste? Here is just a small sampling of the treasures that await you once you follow.
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Toddler Helps Dad Teach You the Fundamentals of Fighting
If you can get past the initial nose picking in this video, you're in for a pretty good time. We don't think that repeatedly karate chopping the back of someone's hand is necessarily the best way to disarm a person with a knife, but it's funny because it's a baby who is dressed up like a mugger.
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Fiat Gets Racy in Funny Super Bowl 2013 Commercial
Fiat has released yet another slew of commercials for Super Bowl 2013, which henceforth shall be known as that time we watched a million Fiat commercials.
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Watch This Ridiculous 3D ‘Lion King’ Remake
Oh man, this guy pretty much nailed it. The fact that this homemade 3D video of Mufasa's death scene in 'The Lion King' exists makes us glad to be alive for once.
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Supercut Proves ’30 Rock’s’ Dot Com Is a Genius
There are so many great moments in every episode of '30 Rock' that it can be hard to notice all the little things. That's why we're glad this supercut showing Tracy Jordan's assistant Dot Com as a persecuted intellectual exists. Just one more thing to tack onto the list of things we're goi
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‘Actual Facebook Graph Searches’ Exposes Weird Facebook Habits
Well, this certainly didn't take long. Only a few days after Facebook unveiled their new search engine Facebook Graph Search, a Tumblr mocking it has been made, and it's a hit.
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Jamie Oliver Joins the Epic Meal Time Gang, Gets Thoroughly Freaked Out
The Epic Meal Time crew is back with another disgusting display of artery-hating fast food gluttony. This time they brought a (very hesitant friend). Sort of. They kidnapped celebrity chef Jaime Oliver might be a more accurate way of putting it.
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Everyone on Twitter Can’t Stop Talking About Michelle Obama’s Bangs
Everybody in America who was planning on getting bangs this week is thoroughly miffed at Michelle Obama for stealing their thunder. People sincerely cannot stop talking about the First Lady's haircut
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See Dexter Swear A LOT in This ‘Lost’ Episode of ‘Dexter’s Laboratory’
This is definitely our favorite kind of censorship. It's the kind where the bleeps aren't quite long enough and you can tell exactly what curse words are being said underneath them.