Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Would You Drink Beer Made From Human Pee? Because You Can.
This is un-pee-lievable.
Nothing Says ‘I Love You’ Like Tim Hortons’ Mother’s Day Donut Hole Bouquet
Chocolates? Flowers? Those will take a backseat this Mother's Day.
Horny Deaf Old Man Fined for Watching Porn Way Too Loud
Where does this guy get off?
Kraft Mac and Cheese Ad About Cursing Mothers Is Effin’ Hilarious
There are no words to explain how funny this is. Well, words we can say here, anyway.
Airline Pilot Has Sweet Gift for His One Millionth Passenger
A happy story about flying. Yeah, we're shocked, too.
Wanna Steal Your Final Exam? Don’t Do What These Boneheads Did
We can't even give these guys an "A" for effort.
Slightly Off-Kilter Teen Tries to Burn Down 43-Year-Old Boyfriend’s House
Well, here's the case against dating a younger woman.
Don’t You Just Hate When the Minister Vomits in the Middle of Your Wedding Vows?
"I do" met "I spew."
Alcoholics, Rejoice — The 1,000-Pack of Beer Has Arrived
There's buying in bulk and then there's this.
Watch Kicker Casually Drill an 81-Yard Field Goal
No matter where Eddy Pineiro's team is on the field, it's in field goal range.
Swoon-Worthy Vet Serenades Anxious Dog Going Into Surgery
You won't find too many vets like this one.
Husband Wakes Up Wife on Her Birthday With Orchestra Playing ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’ Theme
As far as romantic gestures go, this one is pretty, pretty, pretty good.