Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
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Japanese Closer Enters Game in Sports Car and Stadium Goes Deafeningly Berserk
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If anyone deserves a drink, it's this guy.
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Talk about being a die-hard fan.
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Beauty is win deep.
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This gorilla is all monkey business. And the Internet loves it.
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Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, but lunch is a close second (or third). Here's how you can whip it up and make your life simpler in the process.
MMA Fighter Needs Only 4 Seconds to Knock Out Overmatched Opponent
In the time it takes you to read this, an MMA fighter started and finished a fight.
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There are cool moms and then there's this lady.
Man Legally Changes Last Name to ‘Trump’
It's not hard to see who this guy supports.
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"If these walls could talk" isn't that far off.