Cameron Simcik is a graduate of Bucknell University. She has written for Her Campus and is currently the Philadelphia Travel City Editor for The Daily Meal and a contributing writer for TheFW and GuySpeed.
We love the movies. Like, really really love the movies. Why? It’s an all-purpose venue! Want to experience a rollercoaster of emotions while feasting your eyes upon some Hollywood hotties? You got it! Or how about catching the latest horror flick with your friends just for the thrill of getting your pants scared off in the first 30 seconds? The movies can provide that for you too, my friend.
Pizza Hut has been on our semi grossed-out minds a lot recently, what with their new Kit Kat Pops and Cone Crust Pizza, among other heart attack-inducing creations. But to our surprise, the big cheeses over at the pizza chain have redeemed themselves in our books.
As guys, we’re always getting thrown under the bus for cheating. Do women not realize infidelity is a two-way street? That’s why when we heard about this British chap named Stu, we were pretty satisfied; it’s about damn time the tables turned.
There are tons of things we love about America. Our grand ole’ country cranks out hysterical, nightmare-inducing shows about mini pageant queens and we throw Big Bird into the political scene, for example. But our recent discovery tops them all-- ladies and gentlemen, we live in the presence of the most recent world champion pumpkin grower.
Nate Bargatze is a New York-based comedian who was recently mentioned in Rolling Stone magazine as a "comic who should be big." He's already big in our books; the funny guy has had his own Comedy Central Presents and he's performed on 'Conan' three times! Bargatze also won both the NYC and Boston Comedy Festivals in 2010.
If you’re ever questioning whether someone or something has actually made it to the big leagues, ask yourself one simple question: do grandma and grandpa know about it? If the answer is yes, then you have yourself a massive pop culture phenomenon.
You know the whole notion that men aren’t emotionally in touch with themselves? These guys in Venice Beach aren't doing a whole lot to dispel it. All they had to do was cry one measly tear and they would win. But they couldn't do it.
Sometimes we just want to conk out in the middle of the day. You know what we’re talking about -- that 5-Hour Energy jerk made a fortune talking about it. You so desperately want to take a cat nap, but your so-called "job" doesn't provide you with a bed OR a pillow. Good news -- Ostrich Pillow's got ya covered.
Apparently, gettin' down and dirty with animals is now a thing? Remember that extra horny dolphin who tried to get some action from the scuba diver? It's the stuff of nightmares. Well folks, the roles have reversed, and mammal-loving horny people are making headlines! Actually, it's just one strange lady from Pinellas, Florida, but she’s weirded things up for the rest of us.
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