Hi, Internet! I'm Buzz Adams and I've been the host of the Morning Show for a long time. When I started, OJ was a beloved former athlete, Bruce Jenner was the epitome of masculinity and Donald Trump was a laughable ass-clown. The point is, some things change but other things don't so much. One thing that hasn't changed are my hobbies. My hobbies today are the same as they were all those years ago. Here they are, starting at number one. SLEEPING: It's the one thing I really look forward to. I'll wake up from a four hour nap and immediately start fantasizing about turning in for the night. I've really elevated sleeping to an art form. WATCHING TV: There are a few show I like but, really, I'm just watching to help me fall asleep. TAKING SLEEPING PILLS AND THEN ORDERING STUFF ONLINE : This is really fun and you should try it. I pop a couple Lunesta, wash it down with some purple drank, then, a few days later, stuff shows up for me in the mail. The best part? I have NO IDEA what it's going to be when I open it! It's like getting a Christmas present from someone who knows exactly the kind of stuff you like but who has no concept of "restraint" or "good judgement." I got some really awesome beard oil from ETSY the other day. And I don't currently have a beard! I am presently single, if I haven't tipped my hand already. I'll totally understand if you swipe left on this bio.
New Mexico State University Launches Own Beer
NMSU in Las Cruces has unveiled their officially licensed beer brand. The new, official beer of NMSU is called Pistol Pete's 1888 Ale.
TRAILER: Trump, Clowns Provide Scares for New Season of American Horror Story
The trailer is out for the next season of American Horror Story or, as we like to shorten it, AmHoSto.
This Amazing Interactive Guide Will Show How Far You Have to Go to See 2024 Eclipse
Thanks to our talented graphic artists here on the Buzz Adams Morning Show, we have an incredible interactive map that will show you where the eclipse will be in 2024.
Buzz’s Crash in His Own Words — I’m an Idiot, but I’m Fine
"I began traveling at a high rate of speed toward the cement and rock divider between my driveway and my neighbor's driveway."
If I Were the Taylor Swift Butt-Grabber …
I wouldn't pay the $1 that the jury said I owed. But, hold on! Let me explain!
War Dept. Film from 1947 Tells You Everything You Need to Know About the Alt-Right
It's had to believe but back in 1947 ... more than a decade before the Civil Rights Act of 1964 ... the U.S. War Department put out a public service short film about how Americans should respond to the kind of rhetoric we're now hearing from the "Alt-Right."
Try Guided Meditation with Donald Trump
Here's a guided meditation using the actual words of President Donald Trump.
Two Year Old Adorably Mangles National Anthem
Here you go. My favorite non-Whitney Houston, non-Ray Charles version of the Star-Spangled Banner:
Hollywood Producers are Now Doing Videos for Super Expensive Real Estate
Check out some of the high-dollar Hollywood effects used in this real estate ad like, "Kate Hudson look-alike rubbing one out on her bed."
Beverly Hillbillies Mansion is Most Expensive Real Estate Listing in America
The asking price is $350 million. If that seems a little steep, you have to consider that some of the amenities include: a cement pond; a billy-ard room; and a big-eatin' table with fancy wooden pot-passers.
Survey — Many Millennials Don’t Understand How Credit Cards Work
Millennials, here's the basic skinny on credit cards: Credit cards are NOT free money.
Disasterpiece Theater — Buzz And Brandon Recast and Reenact Star Wars Scene With New Voice…
What we do is we take an iconic movie scene and reenact it using celebrity and cartoon voices that we can do.