Hi, Internet! I'm Buzz Adams and I've been the host of the Morning Show for a long time. When I started, OJ was a beloved former athlete, Bruce Jenner was the epitome of masculinity and Donald Trump was a laughable ass-clown. The point is, some things change but other things don't so much. One thing that hasn't changed are my hobbies. My hobbies today are the same as they were all those years ago. Here they are, starting at number one. SLEEPING: It's the one thing I really look forward to. I'll wake up from a four hour nap and immediately start fantasizing about turning in for the night. I've really elevated sleeping to an art form. WATCHING TV: There are a few show I like but, really, I'm just watching to help me fall asleep. TAKING SLEEPING PILLS AND THEN ORDERING STUFF ONLINE : This is really fun and you should try it. I pop a couple Lunesta, wash it down with some purple drank, then, a few days later, stuff shows up for me in the mail. The best part? I have NO IDEA what it's going to be when I open it! It's like getting a Christmas present from someone who knows exactly the kind of stuff you like but who has no concept of "restraint" or "good judgement." I got some really awesome beard oil from ETSY the other day. And I don't currently have a beard! I am presently single, if I haven't tipped my hand already. I'll totally understand if you swipe left on this bio.
What Three Items Could You Buy Together to Make a Cashier Freak Out?
Can you name three items that would cause the cashier to freak out? Only three. No more, no less. Here's what I came up with:
‘Slaves for Sale’ Sign Upsets Missouri Neighborhood
It must be tough being called a racist. Imagine being labeled with a such a hateful term just because it's true.
Another New Trailer Premiers for The Disaster Artist’
"Fans" of The Room will appreciate some of the in-jokes in this latest trailer.
People Who Say Hurricanes Are God’s Divine Punishment Are Idiots
Enjoy this video of Kirk Cameron saying some very silly things about recent weather. He is an idiot.
Iowa Football Starts New Tradition and It’s Awesome
Better than this week's lop-sided win was a new Iowa college football tradition that's already one of the best there is.
Cleveland Cops to Protest National Anthem Protest with National Anthem Protest
The police union in Cleveland is responding to a protest involving a patriotic display by staging their own protest involving a patriotic display
Buzz Vs. Nico — Who Can Face the Dad Joke Challenge Without Cracking?
The challenge is to see who can make the other one laugh first. It's all about the delivery of the joke.
Reality Show About Women Looking For Sperm Donors in the Works
Every thought to yourself, "Man, I would totally watch some chick go looking for a sperm donor!"
KKK Wizard Arrested for Firing Gun in Charlottesville
Meet 52-year-old KKK Grand Wizard Richard Wilson Preston. He says people have the wrong idea about the Klan.
Watch Nico Get Cattle-Prodded for Losing Floyd Mayweather and Conor McGregor Bet
The bet we settled on was simple: Nico takes McGregor, Buzz Takes Mayweather. Winner gets to tase the lose with a million volt cattle prod.
Trailer for Super Troopers 2 Drops
Meow! I loved Super Troopers. And meow it's back! I'm going to meowk it on my calendar: 4-20. Meow we're talking! OK, you can watch the trailer meow...
Fat-Shaming South Carolina High School Principal Kinda Nails It [OPINION]
I am a fat guy. As a fat guy, I only wish someone had imparted some similar advice before I hit 220.