Hi, Internet! I'm Buzz Adams and I've been the host of the Morning Show for a long time. When I started, OJ was a beloved former athlete, Bruce Jenner was the epitome of masculinity and Donald Trump was a laughable ass-clown. The point is, some things change but other things don't so much. One thing that hasn't changed are my hobbies. My hobbies today are the same as they were all those years ago. Here they are, starting at number one. SLEEPING: It's the one thing I really look forward to. I'll wake up from a four hour nap and immediately start fantasizing about turning in for the night. I've really elevated sleeping to an art form. WATCHING TV: There are a few show I like but, really, I'm just watching to help me fall asleep. TAKING SLEEPING PILLS AND THEN ORDERING STUFF ONLINE : This is really fun and you should try it. I pop a couple Lunesta, wash it down with some purple drank, then, a few days later, stuff shows up for me in the mail. The best part? I have NO IDEA what it's going to be when I open it! It's like getting a Christmas present from someone who knows exactly the kind of stuff you like but who has no concept of "restraint" or "good judgement." I got some really awesome beard oil from ETSY the other day. And I don't currently have a beard! I am presently single, if I haven't tipped my hand already. I'll totally understand if you swipe left on this bio.
No, Sarah Sanders, El Paso Not Safest “Because of the Wall”
This assertion would be laughable if it weren’t so slanderous. Also, like many of the proclamations out of the Trump White House, it’s way too easy to disprove.
This Site Lets You Keep Track of How Much Trump Golfs (It’s a Lot)
When he found out about the erroneous nuclear missile warnings in Hawaii, Donald Trump was…would anybody care to guess what he was doing?
Top Stan Lee Pick Up Lines
So, if Stan Lee is, as these nurses claim, a lecherous old coot…what kind of lines do you think he used while being inappropriate?
I Don’t Think Donald Trump Knows the Words to the National Anthem
This was kind of weak, Don.
My Pet Theory on Jeff Sessions’ Legal Pot Crackdown
Last week U.S. Attorney General Jeff Sessions let it be known that he would be rolling back an Obama-era policy that federal law enforcement agencies not to pursue marijuana charges in states where marijuana had been either legalized or decriminalized.
Buzz Adams Morning Show Breaks a Sweat with Creeper’s Cholofit
Today, the Buzz Adams Morning Show enjoyed the opportunity to get in a brisk Cholofit workout with the man himself, Creeper!
Anally-Obsessed Cartoon Bears Are Grossest Thing on TV
I just got back from Christmas vacation where I visited my parents and watched more network television in one week than I have the rest of the year combined. Each year, I come back with a bunch of quirky observations about what's on regular TV these days.
ZZZZBay: Buzz’s Back From Vacay with More Medicated Online Shopping
It's an all-new episode of ZZZBay with Buzz Adams.
Golf Says Fans Can No Longer Call Fouls from Home
Imagine watching an NFL game and calling in a missed call. Well, you could actually do that in golf up until recently.
Best of 2017: Parkour and Stunts
As we count down 2017, we start to see the "best of" moments from the year. Here are the best parkour moments from 2017.
ZZZZBay: Buzz’s Continuing Adventures in Medicated Online Shopping
What did Buzz order while online shopping? Your guess is as good as his because he doesn't remember ordering anything.
Tommy Wiseau Wants to be in Star Wars
From 'The Room' to 'Star Wars'? That's what Tommy Wiseau has in mind.