We are days away from Thanksgiving and it's time I start preparing myself. No, I don't mean getting my stretchy pants ready for the feast I will embark upon, I mean the dreaded moments where my family starts their inquisition. It never fails, every year I hear the same things over and over again. "Are you seeing someone?" "Don't you want kids?" They're my family, I know that they have good intentions, but it still annoys me. Single people, I know you've experienced some of these at one family gathering or another. Here's the top questions us single people always get and what some of my answers are, #ThanksgivingClapback:

    • Are you seeing someone?
      It's usually no, unless they see me with someone at the gathering the answer is no,
    • Don't you want to get married?
      Not today, no.
    • Don't you want kids someday?
      I can barely take care of myself.
    • But (insert cousins name) already has a baby and she's your age. Don't you want that? 
      I'm surprised she only has one
    • How's work?
      This is one I've started to get a lot of since I started on the show, the answer is always the same "Good"
    • I know someone who is single, do you want me to set you up with him?
      Ew, no.
    • Whatever happened to (insert ex's name)?
      He died. It was tragic.
    • Another glass of wine?
      I'm an adult!
    • Another plate?
      I'm a growing person.
    • You're so pretty, how are you still single?
      My personal favorite. I usually just walk away.

Happy Thanksgiving!