This old man paid for sex and makes no apologies for it.

Nicholas Salerno, 90, of Dennis Port, Mass., called police to report a prostitute he hired stole a necklace from him back in June.

Cops tracked down the necklace and arrested 48-year-old Karen Proia for swiping it out of Salerno's bathroom. Salerno, by the way, paid Proia $100 for a sex act.

The incident didn't end when police recovered the jewelry, though. Officers informed Salerno that he would be charged with soliciting a prostitute. His answer? Hold on to your dentures because they're going to come flying out in a fit of laughter if you don't: "I don’t give a (expletive). I’m 90 years old."

With age comes wisdom...and apparently a totally "Go 'F' yourself' attitude." He's more of a "get off my lawn" senior than Clint Eastwood.

Salerno and Proia each pleaded not guilty to different charges at their arraignments earlier this week because they're going to do anything they can to avoid getting screwed by the system.

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