5 Ways to Blow $1,000 in Abilene
March 9, 2012 2:55 PM 
What would you do if you just won $1,000 just for liking a Facebook page? That can actually become a reality if you like our Seize the Deal page. So, if you won the money, how would you spend it? Here are 5 ways to blow $1,000 in Abilene.
Gas, Lots of Gas
$1,000 can buy well over 250 gallons of gas. Stock up on gas so you can escape the Zombies.
Tattoo
Bitchin tattoos get you laid. If a Zombie is gonna eat you, then it's best to go out with a bang.
Guns
Gotta have something to fight off those Zombies.
McRib
Proper sustenance is necessary when hiding from the Zombies. 400 McRibs sounds like proper sustenance to me.
Theatrical Makeup
If it wasn't for the kid on Zombieland, Bill Murray would have survived the Zombie Apocalypse because he blended in with the Zombies because of his bad ass makeup. Get this stuff and survive the Zombie Apocalypse.
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